(Steven Hayward) Some times one thing leads to another, and you end up going down a rabbit hole of campus crazy. Wait—isn't "rabbit hole" a speciesist metaphor? I'm sure it is somewhere. Will Rogers used to say that it's no trouble being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you; my paraphrase is that who needs joke writers when you have most of the professoriate working for you. Have
Source: Power Line