(Steven Hayward) Did you know that skiing is a sexist sport? It turns out that even the ski slopes themselves are sexist! Or something. As usual, it's hard to make out exactly what's being said. but you'll never be able to ski down a steep mogul run again, never mind use fast wax on your totally-phallically skis (and don't even ask about ski poles I think), without Freud in your head, according
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